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Wizard’s Guild
Processor

Description
The Wizard’s Guild is a collaboration for intellectual entertainment and personalized emotional satisfaction. It is an intellectual society for the purpose of practicing magic, the art (the creation in congruence with emotional satisfaction) and science (the practice of methodical achievement and observational understanding as opposed to memorizing theories and practices for a test or performing someone else’s theories without them being the missing piece in your own research). Within the Wizard’s Guild we consider school, computers, and google to return emotionally weak and intellectually inconclusive results. Because the internet is not a useful tool for research, we’ve created this position. The Processor functions in accordance with “Law”, a component of language such as grammar or definition, to generate significance, in other- words, meaning or feelings. The processor works with the operator and the technician to function as a biological computer. Salary is negotiable, starting at $15 per hour. Part of the duties of the processor will be to reference the Wizard’s Guild. These references are not paid; however, they are a necessary component for generating profit within the Guild. Without this pay and or time decrease for lack of funds. With these things in mind, Processors work as independent contractors for the Wizard’s Guild. The position is open to all Members of the Wizard’s guild and is a continually expanding position. Membership in the guild is free and more processor positions will be added as membership increases. The positions is worth much more than we can pay you, but as the guild improves we will be able to pay the full value for the position. Because good computers are worth about $1000 and human equivalents are valued around $26 per hour and up, these two factors will set the standard for pay as membership increases.

Duties
Process dense information.
Utilize information to create new intellectual subject areas in accordance with supervisors’ instructions.
Cooperate with other team members to generate significance
“Decode” patterns
Follow newly generated “Law” in order to generate significance
Keep up with Guild news and gossip
Remain in a standard mental state and record deviations from this as well as the most recent pertaining “Law”.
Advocate for the Wizard’s Guild to increase membership and patronage
Processors may also be required to deal with patrons and members

Required skills
No Training or skills is a preferred skill
Punctuality (Processors must attend work or notify a supervisor prior to illness and a minimum of two weeks before vacation)
Passion for a particular subject, known or unknown hobbies required
Maintain contact with at least one friend (reference required)
Fluent in a single or multiple languages including English, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc.
Able to read or write in a single or multiple languages either in their speaking language or another one (the two do not have to coincide).
Willingness to experience moderate changes in emotion (The fluctuations will not occur outside the job).
Willingness to not know an answer, to be “stumped”
Willingness to discover the answer, to feel the “Eureka” moment.
Able to perform moderate physical activity (run or walk for up to 2 hours or equivalent)
Willingness to experience vivid dreams
Willingness to develop “psychic” powers or “perform miracles” (dependant on personal religion: religion is not a factor in the hiring process on the form the processor works in).

Optional skills and Training
School.
College Degree
Vocational training
Multiple friends
Multiple passions or hobbies
Meditation related skills
Telekinesis
Psychokinesis
Hypnosis

Application Process
Submit a résumé and Essay and personal references (at least one friend. No employers or supervisor’s) by e-mail
Join the Wizard’s Guild for free by contacting a local recruiter
Members who submit an application will be considered for the position
Members with high qualification will be contacted for an interview

For the Santa Cruz Area

Please Contact Jo S. E. with a résumé, references, a Wizard’s Guild application notice and an essay addressing this topic:
The nature of Law and Feeling. This will serve in place of a cover letter but feel free to include one. For the essay a good place to start is to look at facts in law and look at how people feel about crimes they’ve committed. The best papers will not necessarily be academic. It doesn’t matter what language it is in. I will read it. If it’s in English it makes my life easier but write in the language you are most competent in. The place I started is with people closest to me. I gave them a rule or looked at a rule they did not follow and paid attention to how they felt about it. Pay specific attention the rule as an nonnegotiable consequence of facts, and any attempt to negotiate without pointing out incongruence in facts as an emotional response. Such as “this is a(n) (thing here)” “well yeah. I guess, but . . . this little thing here. It’s kind of different.” Law is an agreement between people of a culture. And meaning comes out of the differences between experiences. If your paper says those three things, you’ve addressed the prompt. As long as you stay focused and don’t stray to far from those ideas you will understand. Applicants that display adequait understanding by relating the topics to their own life with receive special consideration.

Send applications to

Blaze2672@gmail.com
In the subject line put Wizard’s Guild Application.
If the e-mail is missing this, I may not see the application.

Sincerely,
Joseph S. Edwards
Director of Hiring
Membership Coordinator
Guild Specialist
Founder

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Like I needed to be more dense. Ironic, isn’t it? The odd thing about the course of my life is it hasn’t meant anything up until now. Recently I’ve come across the idea that there are agreements that make up language and meanings and feelings and actions that come out of that. These agreements are largely communal. They come from your parents and your friends and family. They are not structured to change. The only time anyone ever recognizes a change is when they leave everything behind not knowing if they will survive, succeed, or triumph, or perish, fail, or lose all the while knowing that they cannot go back. On the way to college, I still knew many people and things were familiar. I still lived at home and I hardly changed my habits. There was no consequence, no judgement for my behavior other than the overall ambiguous quality in the things I turned in based on a rubric no one has really explained or expounded upon directly with consequences and rules specific to each clause in that rubric, something ambiguous since middle school and even a little before.
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